If a man owes me money, I never seem to forget. But if I do the owing, I somehow never remember.
ARISTOPHANESChildren have a master to teach them, grown-ups have the poets.
More Aristophanes Quotes
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It is right that the good should be happy, that the wicked and the impious on the other hand, should be miserable; that is a truth, I believe, which no one will gainsay.
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Open your mind before your mouth.
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If you strike upon a thought that baffles you, break off from that entanglement and try another, so shall your wits be fresh to start again.
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The gods, my dear simple fellow, are a mere expression coined by vulgar superstition. We frown upon such coinage here.
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A slave is but half a man.
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Times change. The vices of your age are stylish today.
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Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.
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You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
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Ye Children of Man! whose life is a span, Protracted with sorrow from day to day, Naked and featherless, feeble and querulous, Sickly, calamitous creatures of clay!
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When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
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One must not try to trick misfortune, but resign oneself to it with good grace.
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Children have a master to teach them, grown-ups have the poets.
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An ancient tradition declares that every idiot blunder we pass into law will sooner or later redound to Athens’ profit.
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Look at the orators in our republics; as long as they are poor, both state and people can only praise their uprightness; but once they are fattened on the public funds, they conceive a hatred for justice, plan intrigues against the people and attack the democracy.
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Mix and knead together all the state business as you do for your sausages. To win the people, always cook them some savory that pleases them.
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