You cannot make a crab walk straight.
ARISTOPHANESAn ancient tradition declares that every idiot blunder we pass into law will sooner or later redound to Athens’ profit.
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One bush, they say, can never hide two thieves.
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To invoke solely the weaker arguments and yet triumph is an art worth more than a hundred thousand drachmae.
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The old are in a second childhood.
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To win the people, always cook them some savoury that pleases them.
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Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to us–not to mention our crockery and our woolens!
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Old age is second childhood.
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Do not bandy words with your father, nor treat him as a dotard, nor reproach the old man, who has cherished you, with his age.
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The gods, my dear simple fellow, are a mere expression coined by vulgar superstition. We frown upon such coinage here.
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A man’s homeland is wherever he prospers.
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Words give wings to the mind and make a man soar to heaven.
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Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
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Times change. The vices of your age are stylish today.
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Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.
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Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you.
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A man should be able to stand up under any disaster for his country’s good.
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