Sometimes I’m in a mood like a Maths problem such as If you have pencils and apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats
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If Holy Thursday, moreover, is what transforms Good Friday from an execution to a sacrifice, then Easter Sunday is what transforms the sacrifice into a sacrament.
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Whoever can be trusted with very little can also be trusted with much, and whoever is dishonest with very little will also be dishonest with much.
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Moreover, as I was still in the prime of life, it pleased me better to be up and doing.
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Excuses don’t burn calories
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The only bad workout is the one that didn’t happen.
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If I quit now, I will soon be back to where I started. And when I started I was desperately wishing to be where I am now.
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Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
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Those who see all creatures in themselves And themselves in all creatures know no fear. Those who see all creatures in themselves And themselves in all creatures know no grief.
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Strive for progress, not perfection.
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Whatever you do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks through Him to God the Father.
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When things don’t happen right away, just remember: it takes months to build a Rolls-Royce and just hours to build a Toyota.
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When I’m with you, I can’t keep my hands off of you. When I’m not with you, I can’t keep my hands off of myself.
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Your kids don’t belong to you – they’re only on loan for you to raise. They have their own lives, their own destinies. So you better get out of the way.
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Ask yourself if what you’re doing today will get you closer to where you want to be tomorrow.
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Spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation of a magnificent Ass.
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