When I’m with you, I can’t keep my hands off of you. When I’m not with you, I can’t keep my hands off of myself.
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No one can serve two masters. Either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and Money.
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I heard someone say somewhere that it’s possible to write the sickness out of yourself. And who knows, maybe someone will benefit.
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Today’s weakness is tomorrow’s failure.
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A man’s pride will bring him low, But the humble in spirit will retain honor.
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Spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation of a magnificent Ass.
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Never worry about the delay of your success compared to others, because construction of a palace takes more time than an ordinary building.
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Joy, love, freedom, happiness, laughter. That’s what it is. And if you just experience joy sitting there and meditating for an hour, by golly, do that.
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Everything is possible for him who believes.
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Sweat is just fat crying.
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If serving is below you, leadership is beyond you.
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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There might be some people who can stop you temporarily, but you are the only one who can do it permanently.
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Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal.
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And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing.
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Summer bodies are made in the winter.
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