You can safely assume that you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
ANNE LAMOTTButterflies and birds are like one perfect teaspoon of creation.
More Anne Lamott Quotes
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What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life.
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I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.
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Writing and reading decrease our sense of isolation. They deepen and widen and expand our sense of life: they feed the soul.
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I was reminded of the Four Immutable Laws of the Spirit: Whoever is present are the right people. Whenever it begins is the right time. Whatever happens is the only thing that could have happened. And when it’s over, it’s over.
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Again and again I tell God I need help, and God says, ‘Well, isn’t that fabulous? Because I need help too. So you go get that old woman over there some water, and I’ll figure out what we’re going to do about your stuff.
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This is one thing they forget to mention in most child-rearing books, that at times you will just lose your mind. Period.
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I think this is how we are supposed to be in the world-present and in awe.
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The road to enlightenment is long and difficult, and you should try not to forget snacks and magazines.
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So a moral position is not a message. A moral position is a passionate caring inside you.
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Churches are good for prayer, but so are garages and cars and mountains and showers and dance floors.
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Grace means you’re in a different universe from where you had been stuck, when you had absolutely no way to get there on your own.
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You have to make mistakes to find out who you aren’t. You take the action, and the insight follows: You don’t think your way into becoming yourself.
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Dogs are the closest we come to knowing the divine love of God on this side of eternity.
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A good marriage is where both people feel like they’re getting the better end of the deal.
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We are not here to see through one another, but to see one another through.
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