Sometimes I think that Jesus watches my neurotic struggles, and shakes his head and grips his forehead and starts tossing back mojitos.
ANNE LAMOTTPay attention to the beauty surrounding you.
More Anne Lamott Quotes
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The road to enlightenment is long and difficult, and you should try not to forget snacks and magazines.
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You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories.
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Getting into a new relationship is like pouring Miracle-Gro on your character defects.
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I do not at all understand the mystery of grace – only that it meets us where we are but does not leave us where it found us.
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We are not here to see through one another, but to see one another through.
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I don’t know much, but I understand how entirely doomed I am without God.
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What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life.
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Churches are good for prayer, but so are garages and cars and mountains and showers and dance floors.
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I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.
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Your inside person doesn’t age. Your inside person is soul, is heart, in the eternal now, the ageless, the old, the young, all the ages you’ve ever been.
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I am going to notice the lights of the earth, the sun and the moon and the stars, the lights of our candles as we march, the lights with which spring teases us, the light that is already present.
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I spent my whole life helping my mother carry around her psychic trunks like a bitter bellhop. So a great load was lifted when she died, and my life was much easier.
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A good marriage is where both people feel like they’re getting the better end of the deal.
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Never compare your insides to everyone else’s outsides.
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Grace means you’re in a different universe from where you had been stuck, when you had absolutely no way to get there on your own.
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