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You can safely assume that you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.

Anne Lamott

The road to enlightenment is long and difficult, and you should try not to forget snacks and magazines.
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Difficult Enlightenment Forget Road Yourself
And she is going to dance, dance hungry, dance full, dance each cold astonishing moment, now when she is young and again when she is old.
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Cold Dance Herself Hungry Moments Old Young
Gratitude, not understanding, is the secret to joy and equanimity.
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Gratitude Happiness Joy Secret Understand
Here are the two best prayers I know: ‘Help me, help me, help me’ and ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Best Help Prayer Thankful
People help you or you help them and when we offer or receive help, we take in each other. And then we are saved.
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Help Offering People Save Yourself
This is one thing they forget to mention in most child-rearing books, that at times you will just lose your mind. Period.
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Children Forget Lose Mindset Time Yourself
Your inside person doesn’t age. Your inside person is soul, is heart, in the eternal now, the ageless, the old, the young, all the ages you’ve ever been.
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Age Heart Old Person Soul Young Yourself
What’s the difference between you and God? God never thinks he’s you.
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Difference God Thinking Yourself
Small is how blessings, healing, progress and increase occur.
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Blessing Progress Small
What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life.
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Funny Life Reality Yourself
You can either practice being right or practice being kind.
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Choice Kindness Practice Right Yourself
Butterflies and birds are like one perfect teaspoon of creation.
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Animal Creation Oneself Perfection
Rule 1: When all else fails, follow instructions. And Rule 2: Don’t be an asshole.
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Failure Follow Instruction Rule
I was reminded of the Four Immutable Laws of the Spirit: Whoever is present are the right people. Whenever it begins is the right time. Whatever happens is the only thing that could have happened. And when it’s over, it’s over.
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Law Myself Reminder Right Spirit
I think this is how we are supposed to be in the world-present and in awe.
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Ourselves Present Thinking World
I don’t know much, but I understand how entirely doomed I am without God.
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God Myself Religious Understand

You can safely assume that you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.

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