Sometimes I think that Jesus watches my neurotic struggles, and shakes his head and grips his forehead and starts tossing back mojitos.
ANNE LAMOTTThe road to enlightenment is long and difficult, and you should try not to forget snacks and magazines.
More Anne Lamott Quotes
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I do not at all understand the mystery of grace – only that it meets us where we are but does not leave us where it found us.
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Joy is the best makeup.
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I don’t remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don’t even know exist until you love a child.
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What’s the difference between you and God? God never thinks he’s you.
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The world is always going to be dangerous, and people get badly banged up, but how can there be more meaning than helping one another stand up in a wind and stay warm?
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Getting into a new relationship is like pouring Miracle-Gro on your character defects.
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Expectations are resentments under construction.
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Forgiveness is giving up all hope of having had a better past.
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I’m human, you’re human, let me greet your humanness. Let’s be people together for a while.
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Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you.
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A big heart is both a clunky and a delicate thing; it doesn’t protect itself and it doesn’t hide. It stands out, like a baby’s fontanel, where you can see the soul pulse through.
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I don’t know much, but I understand how entirely doomed I am without God.
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You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus never leaves town.
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I spent my whole life helping my mother carry around her psychic trunks like a bitter bellhop. So a great load was lifted when she died, and my life was much easier.
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When faced with a crisis, do three things: breathe, pray and be kind.
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