I didn’t need to understand the hypostatic unity of the Trinity; I just needed to turn my life over to whoever came up with redwood trees.
ANNE LAMOTTThe reason life works at all is that not everyone in your tribe is nuts on the same day.
More Anne Lamott Quotes
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Butterflies and birds are like one perfect teaspoon of creation.
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I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.
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No is a complete sentence.
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You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better.
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You have to make mistakes to find out who you aren’t. You take the action, and the insight follows: You don’t think your way into becoming yourself.
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Radical self-care is quantum, and radiates out into the atmosphere, like a little fresh air. It is a huge gift to the world. When people respond by saying, “Well, isn’t she full of herself,” smile obliquely, like Mona Lisa, and make both of you a nice cup of tea.
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I’m human, you’re human, let me greet your humanness. Let’s be people together for a while.
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Getting into a new relationship is like pouring Miracle-Gro on your character defects.
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You can either practice being right or practice being kind.
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A big heart is both a clunky and a delicate thing; it doesn’t protect itself and it doesn’t hide. It stands out, like a baby’s fontanel, where you can see the soul pulse through.
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Rule 1: When all else fails, follow instructions. And Rule 2: Don’t be an asshole.
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Or you might shout at the top of your lungs or whisper into your sleeve, “I hate you, God.” That is a prayer too, because it is real, it is truth, and maybe it is the first sincere thought you’ve had in months.
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You are not your bank account, or your ambitiousness. You’re not the cold clay lump with a big belly you leave behind when you die. You’re not your collection of walking personality disorders. You are spirit, you are love.
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The reason life works at all is that not everyone in your tribe is nuts on the same day.
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Churches are good for prayer, but so are garages and cars and mountains and showers and dance floors.
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