Again and again I tell God I need help, and God says, ‘Well, isn’t that fabulous? Because I need help too. So you go get that old woman over there some water, and I’ll figure out what we’re going to do about your stuff.
ANNE LAMOTTYou can either practice being right or practice being kind.
More Anne Lamott Quotes
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The world is always going to be dangerous, and people get badly banged up, but how can there be more meaning than helping one another stand up in a wind and stay warm?
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My mind is a neighborhood I try not to go into alone.
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A big heart is both a clunky and a delicate thing; it doesn’t protect itself and it doesn’t hide. It stands out, like a baby’s fontanel, where you can see the soul pulse through.
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Expectations are resentments under construction.
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Rule 1: When all else fails, follow instructions. And Rule 2: Don’t be an asshole.
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I spent my whole life helping my mother carry around her psychic trunks like a bitter bellhop. So a great load was lifted when she died, and my life was much easier.
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I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.
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Hope begins in the dark.
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I am going to notice the lights of the earth, the sun and the moon and the stars, the lights of our candles as we march, the lights with which spring teases us, the light that is already present.
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Joy is the best makeup.
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So a moral position is not a message. A moral position is a passionate caring inside you.
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I think this is how we are supposed to be in the world-present and in awe.
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Pay attention to the beauty surrounding you.
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What’s the difference between you and God? God never thinks he’s you.
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Everyone is flailing through this life without an owner’s manual, with whatever modicum of grace and good humor we can manage.
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