Again and again I tell God I need help, and God says, ‘Well, isn’t that fabulous? Because I need help too. So you go get that old woman over there some water, and I’ll figure out what we’re going to do about your stuff.
ANNE LAMOTTLighthouses don’t go running all over an island looking for boats to save; they just stand there shining.
More Anne Lamott Quotes
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How do you begin? The answer is simple: you decide to.
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The miracle is that we are here, that no matter how undone we’ve been the night before, we wake up every morning and are still here. It is phenomenal just to be.
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The reason life works at all is that not everyone in your tribe is nuts on the same day.
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Joy is the best makeup.
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Expectations are resentments under construction.
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You have to make mistakes to find out who you aren’t. You take the action, and the insight follows: You don’t think your way into becoming yourself.
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Pay attention to the beauty surrounding you.
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I do not know much about God and prayer, but I have come to believe over the last twenty-five years, that there’s something to be said about keeping prayer simple. Help, Thanks, Wow.
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Everyone is flailing through this life without an owner’s manual, with whatever modicum of grace and good humor we can manage.
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Grace means you’re in a different universe from where you had been stuck, when you had absolutely no way to get there on your own.
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Churches are good for prayer, but so are garages and cars and mountains and showers and dance floors.
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What’s the difference between you and God? God never thinks he’s you.
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You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better.
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This is one thing they forget to mention in most child-rearing books, that at times you will just lose your mind. Period.
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Butterflies and birds are like one perfect teaspoon of creation.
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