Sometimes I think that Jesus watches my neurotic struggles, and shakes his head and grips his forehead and starts tossing back mojitos.
ANNE LAMOTTJoy is the best makeup.
More Anne Lamott Quotes
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If we stay where we are, where we’re stuck, where we’re comfortable and safe, we die there… When nothing new can get in, that’s death.
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Laughter is carbonated holiness.
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I’m human, you’re human, let me greet your humanness. Let’s be people together for a while.
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What’s the difference between you and God? God never thinks he’s you.
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I can tell you that what you’re looking for is already inside you.
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Everyone is flailing through this life without an owner’s manual, with whatever modicum of grace and good humor we can manage.
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You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better.
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The reason life works at all is that not everyone in your tribe is nuts on the same day.
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Forgiveness is giving up all hope of having had a better past.
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Never compare your insides to everyone else’s outsides.
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Small is how blessings, healing, progress and increase occur.
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This is one thing they forget to mention in most child-rearing books, that at times you will just lose your mind. Period.
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I didn’t need to understand the hypostatic unity of the Trinity; I just needed to turn my life over to whoever came up with redwood trees.
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A good marriage is where both people feel like they’re getting the better end of the deal.
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Expectations are resentments under construction.
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