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Employees make the best dates. You don’t have to pick them up and they’re always tax-deductible.

Andy Warhol

I don’t know where the artificial stops and the real starts.
ANDY WARHOL

Artificial Myself Reality Start Stop
People are always so boring when they band together. You have to be alone to develop all the idiosyncrasies that make a person interesting.
ANDY WARHOL

Boredom Interest People Person Togetherness
Employees make the best dates. You don’t have to pick them up and they’re always tax-deductible.
ANDY WARHOL

Best Date Employee Yourself
When people are ready to, they change. They never do it before then, and sometimes they die before they get around to it. You can’t make them change if they don’t want to, just like when they do want to, you can’t stop them.
ANDY WARHOL

Change Death People Stop Time Yourself
I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.
ANDY WARHOL

Dog Home Myself Night
I wake up every morning. I open my eyes and think: here we go again.
ANDY WARHOL

Eyes Morning Myself Thinking Wake Up
The reason I’m painting this way is that I want to be a machine, and I feel that whatever I do and do machine-like is what I want to do.
ANDY WARHOL

Machine Myself Paint Reason
I always notice flowers.
ANDY WARHOL

Flower Myself One Liner See
Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
ANDY WARHOL

Bed Excitement Page Sex
I smoke pot because I want to go to heaven before I die.
ANDY WARHOL

Death Heaven Myself
Perception precedes reality.
ANDY WARHOL

One Liner Perception Reality
I broke something and realized I should break something once a week to remind me how fragile life is.
ANDY WARHOL

Break Fragile Life Myself Realization Reminder
I think an artist is anybody who does something well, like if you cook well.
ANDY WARHOL

Artist Cook Thinking Yourself
The biggest price you pay for love is that you have to have somebody around, you can’t be on your own, which is always so much better.
ANDY WARHOL

Better Company Pay Price Relationship Yourself
You’d be surprised how many people want to hang an electric chair on their living-room wall. Specially if the background color matches the drapes.
ANDY WARHOL

Color Live People Yourself
I always think I don’t do the first one good, so I try to do it more.
ANDY WARHOL

Goodness Myself Thinking

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