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I always thought I’d like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I’d like it to say ‘figment.’

Andy Warhol

I don’t know where the artificial stops and the real starts.
ANDY WARHOL

Artificial Myself Reality Start Stop
It’s not what you are that counts, it’s what they think you are.
ANDY WARHOL

Count Reputation Thinking Yourself
The nicer I am, the more people think I’m lying.
ANDY WARHOL

Lying Myself People Thinking
The idea of waiting for something makes it more exciting.
ANDY WARHOL

Excitement Ideas Wait
I think an artist is anybody who does something well, like if you cook well.
ANDY WARHOL

Artist Cook Thinking Yourself
People should fall in love with their eyes closed.
ANDY WARHOL

Eyes Fall In Love People
Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good-night.
ANDY WARHOL

Kissing Night Person Wrong
Success is when the checks don’t bounce.
ANDY WARHOL

Cheque Money Success
Success is what sells.
ANDY WARHOL

One Liner Success
When people are ready to, they change. They never do it before then, and sometimes they die before they get around to it. You can’t make them change if they don’t want to, just like when they do want to, you can’t stop them.
ANDY WARHOL

Change Death People Stop Time Yourself
Employees make the best dates. You don’t have to pick them up and they’re always tax-deductible.
ANDY WARHOL

Best Date Employee Yourself
Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
ANDY WARHOL

Bed Excitement Page Sex
The more you look at the same exact thing, the more the meaning goes away, and the better and emptier you feel.
ANDY WARHOL

Empty Feeling Meaning Yourself
I really do live for the future, because when I’m eating a box of candy, I can’t wait to taste the last piece.
ANDY WARHOL

Eat Future Live Pieces Taste
Sometimes the little times you don’t think are anything while they’re happening turn out to be what marks a whole period of your life.
ANDY WARHOL

Life Thinking Time Yourself
I smoke pot because I want to go to heaven before I die.
ANDY WARHOL

Death Heaven Myself

I always thought I’d like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I’d like it to say ‘figment.’

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