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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.

Andy Rooney

Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
ANDY ROONEY

Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
ANDY ROONEY

Desire Fear Lonely Privacy
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
ANDY ROONEY

Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
ANDY ROONEY

Avoid Book Cook Learning
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
ANDY ROONEY

Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time
I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
ANDY ROONEY

Action Feeling Myself Work
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
ANDY ROONEY

Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself

I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.

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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.

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