I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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