An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
AMBROSE BIERCEAmbition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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