Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
AMBROSE BIERCEAmbition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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