Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
AMBROSE BIERCERiot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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