Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
AMBROSE BIERCEMad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
AMBROSE BIERCEFidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
AMBROSE BIERCECorporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
AMBROSE BIERCEPerseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
AMBROSE BIERCEULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
AMBROSE BIERCEQuotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
AMBROSE BIERCELitigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
AMBROSE BIERCEDawn: When men of reason go to bed.
AMBROSE BIERCEConversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
AMBROSE BIERCEApril fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
AMBROSE BIERCEREALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
AMBROSE BIERCEMoney. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
AMBROSE BIERCESelfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
AMBROSE BIERCEDebt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
AMBROSE BIERCEMYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
AMBROSE BIERCEPolitics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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