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Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house.

Alfred Hitchcock

In the old days villains had moustaches and kicked the dog. Audiences are smarter today. They don’t want their villain to be thrown at them with green limelight on his face. They want an ordinary human being with failings.
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Audience Dog Face Failure Himself Human Ordinary
For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.
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Film Food Life Myself Pieces
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one’s antagonisms. And if you haven’t any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
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Death Funny Sarcastic
Our primary function is to create an emotion and our secondary function is to sustain that emotions.
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Creation Emotion Function Ourselves
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
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Endurance Funny Human Movie
If I won’t be myself, who will?
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Instagram Captions Myself One Liner
Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.
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Funny Media
Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.
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Death Funny Home Smart
You think she’s pretty, you ought to see my slingshot!
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Beautiful Herself Thinking
It seems to me that television is exactly like a gun. Your enjoyment of it is determined by which end of it you’re on.
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Determination Enjoyment Weapon Yourself
I’m sure anyone who likes a good crime, provided it is not the victim.
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Crime Goodness Myself Victim
In the documentary the basic material has been created by God, whereas in the fiction film the director is a God; he must create life.
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Creation Director Fiction God Life Material
Seeing a murder on television can help us unload the feelings of hate themselves. If you do not have feelings of hatred, may be obtained in the advertising interval.
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Death Feeling Hate
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
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Cut Funny Myself Perfection
Really, the novelist has the best casting since he doesn’t have to cope with the actors and all the rest.
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Best Himself
Suspense is like a woman. The more left to the imagination, the more the excitement.
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Excitement Imagination Suspense Woman

Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house.

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