My little computer said such a funny thing this morning.
ALAN TURINGMachines take me by surprise with great frequency.
More Alan Turing Quotes
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If a machine is expected to be infallible, it cannot also be intelligent.
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I believe that at the end of the century the use of words and general educated opinion will have altered so much that one will be able to speak of machines thinking without expecting to be contradicted.
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A man provided with paper, pencil, and rubber, and subject to strict discipline, is in effect a universal machine.
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Mathematical reasoning may be regarded rather schematically as the exercise of a combination of two facilities, which we may call intuition and ingenuity.
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Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition.
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A computer would deserve to be called intelligent if it could deceive a human into believing that it was human.
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The original question, ‘Can machines think?’ I believe to be too meaningless to deserve discussion.
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Codes are a puzzle. A game, just like any other game.
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We are not interested in the fact that the brain has the consistency of cold porridge.
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One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, “My little computer said such a funny thing this morning”.
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No, I’m not interested in developing a powerful brain.
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Unless in communicating with it one says exactly what one means, trouble is bound to result.
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The Exclusion Principle is laid down purely for the benefit of the electrons themselves, who might be corrupted (and become dragons or demons) if allowed to associate too freely.
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No, I’m not interested in developing a powerful brain. All I’m after is just a mediocre brain, something like the President of the American Telephone and Telegraph Company.
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Do you know why people like violence? It is because it feels good. Humans find violence deeply satisfying. But remove the satisfaction, and the act becomes hollow.
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