If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
ALAN PERLISIf you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
ALAN PERLISIn computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
ALAN PERLISOne can’t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.
ALAN PERLISIf a listener nods his head when you’re explaining your program, wake him up.
ALAN PERLISSome programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.
ALAN PERLISWhat fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and learning to be self-critical?
ALAN PERLISBecause of its vitality, the computing field is always in desperate need of new cliches.
ALAN PERLISSimplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
ALAN PERLISComputer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
ALAN PERLISOften it is the means that justify the ends: goals advance technique and technique survives even when goal structures crumble.
ALAN PERLISI think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing.
ALAN PERLISIn man-machine symbiosis, it is man who must adjust: The machines can’t.
ALAN PERLISEvery program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn’t.
ALAN PERLISBanality soothes our nerves.
ALAN PERLISI think it is inevitable that people program poorly.
ALAN PERLISIf your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
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