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Don’t have good ideas if you aren’t willing to be responsible for them.
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Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
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We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat’s next-to-last theorem.
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I hope the field of computer science never loses its sense of fun.
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Programmers are not to be measured by their ingenuity and their logic but by the completeness of their case analysis.
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Like seeing, movement or flow or alteration of view is more important than the static picture, no matter how lovely.
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If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
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In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.
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Dealing with failure is easy.
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Banality soothes our nerves.
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