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If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.

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You think you KNOW when you learn.
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A picture is worth 10K words – but only those to describe the picture.
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Every reader should ask himself periodically.
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Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
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When someone says, “I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done,” give him a lollipop.
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C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
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