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Optimization hinders evolution.
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A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
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I don’t think we are. I think we’re responsible for stretching them, setting them off in new directions, and keeping fun in the house.
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There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
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It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program.
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Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
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If a listener nods his head when you’re explaining your program, wake him up.
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In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.
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Is it possible that software is not like anything else.
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