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If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.

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Programmers are not to be measured by their ingenuity and their logic but by the completeness of their case analysis.
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In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn.
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Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
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I hope the field of computer science never loses its sense of fun.
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If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
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You’ve solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.
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There is no such thing as a free variable.
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I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing.
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