Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.
ALAN PERLISAdapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.
ALAN PERLISTraining will not substantially help matters. We have to learn to live with it.
ALAN PERLISOne man’s constant is another man’s variable.
ALAN PERLISA language that doesn’t affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.
ALAN PERLISEvery program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn’t.
ALAN PERLISA programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
ALAN PERLISSyntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
ALAN PERLISEvery reader should ask himself periodically.
ALAN PERLIS“Toward what end, toward what end?”-but do not ask it too often lest you pass up the fun of programming for the constipation of bittersweet philosophy.
ALAN PERLISIn English every word can be verbed.
ALAN PERLISOften it is the means that justify the ends: goals advance technique and technique survives even when goal structures crumble.
ALAN PERLISIt is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
ALAN PERLISLearning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
ALAN PERLISI think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing.
ALAN PERLISComputer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
ALAN PERLISIn computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
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