“Toward what end, toward what end?”-but do not ask it too often lest you pass up the fun of programming for the constipation of bittersweet philosophy.
ALAN PERLISI think it is inevitable that people program poorly.
More Alan Perlis Quotes
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Are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.
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Banality soothes our nerves.
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When someone says, “I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done,” give him a lollipop.
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Like seeing, movement or flow or alteration of view is more important than the static picture, no matter how lovely.
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There is no such thing as a free variable.
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You think you KNOW when you learn.
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You can measure a programmer’s perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
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What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and learning to be self-critical?
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I hope the field of computer science never loses its sense of fun.
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I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing.
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There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
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If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
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Optimization hinders evolution.
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If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
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Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn’t.
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