You can measure a programmer’s perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
ALAN PERLISYou can measure a programmer’s perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
ALAN PERLISIn the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.
ALAN PERLISIf you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
ALAN PERLISBecause of its vitality, the computing field is always in desperate need of new cliches.
ALAN PERLISThere is no such thing as a free variable.
ALAN PERLISOnce you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
ALAN PERLISOptimization hinders evolution.
ALAN PERLISA year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
ALAN PERLISIn software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.
ALAN PERLISProgrammers are not to be measured by their ingenuity and their logic but by the completeness of their case analysis.
ALAN PERLISSimplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
ALAN PERLISFORTRAN is not a flower but a weed – it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.
ALAN PERLISIf your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
ALAN PERLISIt is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
ALAN PERLISMotto for a research laboratory: what we work on today, others will first think of tomorrow.
ALAN PERLISIn English every word can be verbed.
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