“Toward what end, toward what end?”-but do not ask it too often lest you pass up the fun of programming for the constipation of bittersweet philosophy.
ALAN PERLISA year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
More Alan Perlis Quotes
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Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.
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Is it possible that software is not like anything else.
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When a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students.
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In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
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Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
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There is no such thing as a free variable.
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One man’s constant is another man’s variable.
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Banality soothes our nerves.
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To understand a program, you must become both the machine and the program.
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Don’t have good ideas if you aren’t willing to be responsible for them.
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Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
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If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
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In English every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.
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Optimization hinders evolution.
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Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn’t.
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