If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
ALAN PERLISIt is better to have 100 functions operate on one data structure than to have 10 functions operate on 10 data structures.
More Alan Perlis Quotes
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Optimization hinders evolution.
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You think you KNOW when you learn.
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It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program.
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Is it possible that software is not like anything else.
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Don’t have good ideas if you aren’t willing to be responsible for them.
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What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and learning to be self-critical?
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If a listener nods his head when you’re explaining your program, wake him up.
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FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed – it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.
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In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word “frustration”.
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One man’s constant is another man’s variable.
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I hope the field of computer science never loses its sense of fun.
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We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
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You can measure a programmer’s perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
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Dealing with failure is easy.
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In English every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.
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