We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSONIt says little about the person. Our differences and prejudices pale next to our historic challenge.
More Alan Kooi Simpson Quotes
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There are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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The debate takes on tinges of racism, emotion.
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It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form.
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Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
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There is no “slippery slope” toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
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People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
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Grandchildren now don’t write a thank you for the Christmas presents.
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I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act.
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I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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So let us take our fair share of the true refugees and act responsible as a government in providing for their necessary expenses.
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I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don’t believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.
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Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.
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I have had the rich satisfaction of knowing and working with many openly gay and lesbian Americans.
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They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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