Java is the most distressing thing to hit computing since MS-DOS.
ALAN KAYI realized that my usual approach is usually critical. That is, a lot of the things that I do, that most people do, are because they hate something somebody else has done, or they hate that something hasn’t been done.
More Alan Kay Quotes
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There’s an element of surprise, and especially in science, there is often laughter that goes along with the “Aha.”
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The idea that hardware on networks should just be caches for movable process descriptions and the processes themselves goes back quite a ways.
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It’s all about long-term, sustaining relationships.
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Perspective is worth 80 IQ points.
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The greatest single programming language ever designed
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Science requires a society because even people who are trying to be good thinkers love their own thoughts and theories.
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There is the desire of a consumer society to have no learning curves.
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When the Mac first came out, Newsweek asked me what I [thought] of it. I said: Well, it’s the first personal computer worth criticizing.
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Perl is another example of filling a tiny, short-term need, and then being a real problem in the longer term.
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The soft nerds are the ones who get violently ill whenever anybody mentions an integral sign.
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I don’t know how many of you have ever met Dijkstra, but you probably know that arrogance in computer science is measured in nano-Dijkstras.
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As far as Apple goes, it was a different company every few years from the time I joined in 1984.
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Lisp isn’t a language, it’s a building material.
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A computer scientist is a machine for converting coffee into urine.
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The tree of research must be fed from time to time with the blood of bean-counters, for it is its natural manure.
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