So I had read maybe 150 books by the time I hit 1st grade. And I already knew that the teachers were lying to me.
ALAN KAYBut Basic happened to be on a GE timesharing system that was done by Dartmouth, and when GE decided to franchise that, it started spreading Basic around just because it was there, not because it had any intrinsic merits whatsoever.
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Bad criticism drives good criticism out of circulation. You just can’t criticize anything.
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But Basic happened to be on a GE timesharing system that was done by Dartmouth, and when GE decided to franchise that, it started spreading Basic around just because it was there, not because it had any intrinsic merits whatsoever.
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I realized that my usual approach is usually critical. That is, a lot of the things that I do, that most people do, are because they hate something somebody else has done, or they hate that something hasn’t been done.
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As far as Apple goes, it was a different company every few years from the time I joined in 1984.
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The biggest problem we have as human beings is that we confuse our beliefs with reality.
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Perl is another example of filling a tiny, short-term need, and then being a real problem in the longer term.
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When the Mac first came out, Newsweek asked me what I [thought] of it. I said: Well, it’s the first personal computer worth criticizing.
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The most disastrous thing that you can ever learn is your first programming language.
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Television should be the last mass communication medium to be naively designed and put into the world without a surgeon-general’s warning.
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A computer scientist is a machine for converting coffee into urine.
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Having an intelligent secretary does not get rid of the need to read, write, and draw, etc.
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I fear – as far as I can tell – that most undergraduate degrees in computer science these days are basically Java vocational training.
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Technology is anything that wasn’t around when you were born.
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In computers, every ‘new explosion’ was set off by a software product that allowed users to program differently.
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The idea that hardware on networks should just be caches for movable process descriptions and the processes themselves goes back quite a ways.
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