Then he said in his most excellent Mick impression, “Your powers are useless against Ninja Lords, O great zombie hunter! Surrender or feel the sting of the shuriken!
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Bram StokerBram Stoker Striving is exhausting. Sometimes I do say things like, ‘I wish I were not quite this driven to be excellent.’ It’s not a comfortable life. It’s not relaxed. I’m not relaxed as a person. I mean, I’m not unhappy. But… it’s the opposite of being comfortable.
Angela DuckworthAngela Duckworth Liberty and good government do not exclude each other; and there are excellent reasons why they should go together.
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Samuel Taylor ColeridgeSamuel Taylor Coleridge By thinking primarily of evil we tend, however excellent our intentions, to create occasions for evil to manifest itself.
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