I wish they were like the White Rhinosix of them left in the Serengeti National Park, and all males.
ALAN BENNETT[talking about the Holocaust] ‘But to put something in context is a step towards saying it can be understood and that it can be explained.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
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And one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
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Of course my standards are out of date! That’s why they’re called standards.
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Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.
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But the headmaster happened to have been to Cambridge and decided to try and push some of us towards Oxford and Cambridge.
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There is no such thing as a good script, onlya good film, and I’m conscious that my scripts often read better than they play.
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…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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It’s much easier to follow something that’s not been as successful as this.
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My films are about embarrassment.
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What she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
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