They wont all lie to you but a lot of them will. And itll be the easiest lie they ever had to tell to get your votes.
ALAN ALDAWhen your kids turn 13, an alien being invades their bodies and doesn’t leave until they’re 20.
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Why do ordinary people become the target of this curiosity simply by virtue of the fact that other people recognize their names and faces but know nothing else about them? Why do we care what they think, what they wear, what they eat?
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There’s plenty of money to be had. But you also lose your soul.
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During the first day, curious at having outsiders among them, a long stream of inmates came over and talked with me.
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Don’t ever aim doubt at yourself. Laugh at yourself, but don’t doubt yourself.
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And I want to warn everyone in the press and all the voters out there: if you demand expressions of religious faith from politicians, you are just begging to be lied to.
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I find myself going to places where I really have no business, speaking to these people in a whole other field that I have no extensive knowledge of. But I do it very often because it scares me.
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I really don’t like plays or movies that service propaganda.
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But if you consider how abnormal their behavior is, then you are led to the hypothesis that almost all men are suffering from ‘testosterone poisoning.’
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The best things said come last. People will talk for hours saying nothing much and then linger at the door with words that come with a rush from the heart.
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We’re highly social animals – I’m told by scientists that what makes us different from other animals is an acute social awareness, which is what has made us so successful.
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What then are doing if not creating a better place together? I think, for me the key has to be, what do I want to create? What is it I want to leave behind?
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Being mystified is a good beginning, because you won’t do what you’ve done before.
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People who laugh together generally don’t kill each other.
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If I don’t win, I’ll just wait until I’m nominated for being in the theater during the show. Do they have one like that?
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How can I ever hope to communicate something to you unless I get signals back from you that I’m on the right track or that I’ve started at some place that you’re familiar with?
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