If I don’t win, I’ll just wait until I’m nominated for being in the theater during the show. Do they have one like that?
ALAN ALDAI’ve sat looking down into a volcano that could blow at any moment; I’ve helped catch a shark and several rattlesnakes;
More Alan Alda Quotes
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But if you consider how abnormal their behavior is, then you are led to the hypothesis that almost all men are suffering from ‘testosterone poisoning.’
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No man or woman of the humblest sort can really be strong, gentle and good, without the world being better for it, without somebody being helped and comforted by the very existence of that goodness.
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For a while in my teens, I was sure I had it. It was about getting to heaven. If heaven existed and lasted forever, then a mere lifetime spent scrupulously following orders was a small investment for an infinite payoff.
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You wouldn’t want to be called a sell-out by selling a product.
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This gets us back to that most pressing of human questions: why do people worry so much about other people’s holding beliefs other than their own?
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After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that went a lot deeper than the dead dog, which is you can’t bring back anything to life.
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I have thought about punching people out. Sometimes, I’ve thought, ‘Why don’t I just act on that impulse?’ But then, I’ve never hit anybody in anger. Hey! I’ve never hit anybody for fun.
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As I am becoming older, the only thing that speeds up is time.
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Eventually, I found a radical way of thinking about listening. Real listening is a willingness to let the other person change you.
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What I always wanted to get seen as was as a good actor, when it was the acting I was doing.
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Be brave enough to live creatively.
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If you don’t listen deeply, the connection won’t take place.
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The difference between listening and pretending to listen, I discovered, is enormous. One is fluid, the other is rigid. One is alive, the other is stuffed.
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Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has ever been.
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It’s too bad I’m not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because the world could use a few people like that.
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