For a while in my teens, I was sure I had it. It was about getting to heaven. If heaven existed and lasted forever, then a mere lifetime spent scrupulously following orders was a small investment for an infinite payoff.
ALAN ALDAIn the midst of the sense of tragedy or loss, sometimes laughter is not only healing, it’s a way of experiencing the person that you’ve lost again.
More Alan Alda Quotes
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I’ve played a murderer, so certainly I think I can play a Republican.
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Insanity is just a state of mind.
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If I don’t win, I’ll just wait until I’m nominated for being in the theater during the show. Do they have one like that?
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When your kids turn 13, an alien being invades their bodies and doesn’t leave until they’re 20.
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I’m not trying to create some impression about myself. That doesn’t interest me.
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What works for me is working out when it’s useful to use that anger.
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It tends to break out at unexpected times like a rare virus and mostly people with compassion and understanding are susceptible to it.
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I really don’t like plays or movies that service propaganda.
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I was always interested in figuring things out. I’d do experiments, like combining things I found around the house to see what would happen if I put them together.
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My mother didn’t try to stab my father until I was six, but she must have shown signs of oddness before that.
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Someone wrote a Wikipedia entry about me, identifying me as an atheist because I’d said in a book I wrote that I wasn’t a believer.
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Almost everybody that’s well-known gets tagged with a nickname.
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A taste; a painful longing. but the net is always too porous, and we are left with the sweet frustration of almost knowing, which is teasingly pleasurable.
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I don’t really worry about the size of the part much any more.
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The difference between listening and pretending to listen, I discovered, is enormous. One is fluid, the other is rigid. One is alive, the other is stuffed.
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