I used to be a Catholic. I left because I object to conversion by concussion. If you don’t agree with what they teach, you get clobbered over the head until you do. All that does is change the shape of the head.
ALAN ALDAI really don’t like plays or movies that service propaganda.
More Alan Alda Quotes
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You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition.
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All these things you expect meaning to come from, and sometimes it comes when you’re not expecting it.
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I was always interested in figuring things out. I’d do experiments, like combining things I found around the house to see what would happen if I put them together.
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And I want to warn everyone in the press and all the voters out there: if you demand expressions of religious faith from politicians, you are just begging to be lied to.
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A really great actor, in a lucky performance, can transform himself or herself. I’ve seen actors do that.
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If I can’t get the girl, at least give me more money.
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There’s plenty of money to be had. But you also lose your soul.
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Jean Paul Sartre says in “No Exit” that hell is other people. Well, our task in life is to make it heaven. Or at least earth.
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Remarkably, according to what they told me, nearly every inmate in the prison didn’t do it.
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I found I wasn’t asking good enough questions because I assumed I knew something.
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What then are doing if not creating a better place together? I think, for me the key has to be, what do I want to create? What is it I want to leave behind?
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So every day till the end of this campaign, Ill answer any question anyone has on government, but if you have a question on religion, please, go to church.
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When I studied how to think in school, I was taught that the first rule of logic was that a thing cannot both be and not be at the same time and in the same respect.
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Republicans are as capable of coming up with great ideas and moving this country along as anyone – they just don’t do it.
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In the midst of the sense of tragedy or loss, sometimes laughter is not only healing, it’s a way of experiencing the person that you’ve lost again.
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