I used to be a Catholic. I left because I object to conversion by concussion. If you don’t agree with what they teach, you get clobbered over the head until you do. All that does is change the shape of the head.
ALAN ALDAHere’s my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after them until they’re fair with you.
More Alan Alda Quotes
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I let a tarantula walk across my hand, and I ate rat soup.
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For me, I find that even though I’ve accomplished a few things in my life, looking back on accomplishments doesn’t give me a sense of satisfaction.
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During the first day, curious at having outsiders among them, a long stream of inmates came over and talked with me.
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My mother didn’t try to stab my father until I was six, but she must have shown signs of oddness before that.
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When does she do all this thinking? We’re together all the time but she thinks deeply about things and with feeling and she can remember the facts. We’ve been married 48 years.
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I wouldn’t live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.
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Our lives depend on good communication. Good communication helps personal relationships, it helps bosses and employees get along better. We rely on it.
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Life is great-I wouldn’t know what I’d do without it.
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I’ve been nominated twice before as actor in a leading part. Now I’m nominated as actor in a supporting part.
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I still don’t like the word agnostic. It’s too fancy. I’m simply not a believer. But, as simple as this notion is, it confuses some people.
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What I can’t completely understand is most other people’s fascination with what the famous among us do with their lips and the rest of their bodies.
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When your kids turn 13, an alien being invades their bodies and doesn’t leave until they’re 20.
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It makes it fun. When an actor plays a character, you want what that character wants. Otherwise it doesn’t look authentic. So I really want to defeat Jimmy – I mean Jimmy as the character.
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In 2003, I almost died of an intestinal blockage when I was on a mountain in Chile, filming a segment for ‘Scientific American Frontiers.’
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Be brave enough to live creatively . . . what you’ll discover will be wonderful: yourself.
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