As I am becoming older, the only thing that speeds up is time.
ALAN ALDAWhen people are laughing, they’re generally not killing one another.
More Alan Alda Quotes
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We’re highly social animals – I’m told by scientists that what makes us different from other animals is an acute social awareness, which is what has made us so successful.
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There’s plenty of money to be had. But you also lose your soul.
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I’m in the real world, some people try to steal from me, and I stop them, frequently, take them to court. I love a good lawsuit. It’s fun.
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When I’m willing to let them change me, something happens between us that’s more interesting than a pair of dueling monologues.
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I was brought up as a Catholic, and I’m no longer a Catholic.
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And I want to warn everyone in the press and all the voters out there: if you demand expressions of religious faith from politicians, you are just begging to be lied to.
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You wouldn’t want to be called a sell-out by selling a product.
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What I can’t completely understand is most other people’s fascination with what the famous among us do with their lips and the rest of their bodies.
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Originality is unexplored territory. You get there by carrying a canoe – you can’t take a taxi.
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How can I ever hope to communicate something to you unless I get signals back from you that I’m on the right track or that I’ve started at some place that you’re familiar with?
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I have thought about punching people out. Sometimes, I’ve thought, ‘Why don’t I just act on that impulse?’ But then, I’ve never hit anybody in anger. Hey! I’ve never hit anybody for fun.
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It’s not an epitaph. I felt I could look back at my life and get a good story out of it. It’s a picture of somebody trying to figure things out.
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Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in awhile, or the light won’t come in.
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[You have to be] willing to be changed by the person you’re listening to, where you’re not just waiting for a pause so you can say your thing, but you’re actually letting them have an effect on you if they can.
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A really great actor, in a lucky performance, can transform himself or herself. I’ve seen actors do that.
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