I used to be a Catholic. I left because I object to conversion by concussion. If you don’t agree with what they teach, you get clobbered over the head until you do. All that does is change the shape of the head.
ALAN ALDAThe difference between listening and pretending to listen, I discovered, is enormous. One is fluid, the other is rigid. One is alive, the other is stuffed.
More Alan Alda Quotes
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I would box them into a corner with a badly formed question, and they didn’t know how to get out of it. Now, I let them take me through it step by step, and I listen.
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If I can’t get the girl, at least give me more money.
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Be brave enough to live creatively . . . what you’ll discover will be wonderful: yourself.
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Here’s my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after them until they’re fair with you.
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You can’t get there by bus, only by hard work and risk and by not quite knowing what you’re doing. What you’ll discover will be wonderful. What you’ll discover will be yourself.
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People who laugh together generally don’t kill each other.
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I don’t really worry about the size of the part much any more.
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What you’ll discover will be wonderful. What you’ll discover is yourself.
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If you don’t listen deeply, the connection won’t take place.
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Several thousand people had been locked up unjustly and, by an incredible coincidence, all in the same prison. On the other hand, they knew an awful lot about how to knife somebody.
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I’ve never tried to manipulate my image.
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No man or woman of the humblest sort can really be strong, gentle and good, without the world being better for it, without somebody being helped and comforted by the very existence of that goodness.
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I dont see we can have a separation of church and state in this government if you have to pass a religious test to get in this government.
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life is meaningless unless you bring meaning to it; … it is up to us to create our own existence. Unless you do something, unless you make something it’s as though you aren’t there.
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Remarkably, according to what they told me, nearly every inmate in the prison didn’t do it.
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