If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
AL YANKOVICIn fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answer is almost always, “Yes, of course they have, they’ve thought of it!”
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I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
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A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.
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The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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I don’t like to label myself. I know I’m very hard to pigeonhole.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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You still have Top 40 radio now, but it’s 40 different stations. There aren’t many hits that everybody knows, and there aren’t many real superstars.
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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