A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.
AL YANKOVICGot a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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It was difficult to get into my friends’ rock bands when I was a teenager.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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I’m just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I’d love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes.
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I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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It’s hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.
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