You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
AL YANKOVICGot a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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It was difficult to get into my friends’ rock bands when I was a teenager.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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I’ve done a movie and a TV series, and someday I’d like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
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I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists’ wishes.
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they’re not all good!
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Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don’t work creatively for me.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
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A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.
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It fit pretty nicely into my schedule because we’d pretty much finished the bulk of promotion for Mandatory Fun and were just getting geared up for the World Tour so this was a nice time for me to be working on it.
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I’ll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points.
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