Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
AL YANKOVICOn the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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I’m just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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I’ve done a movie and a TV series, and someday I’d like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
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I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don’t realize there’s a lot of craft behind the comedy.
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It’s very much a “Weird Al” themed issue, so I’d like to think that there’s a lot of “Weird Al” flavor throughout but I think it’d be generous really to call me an editor.
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I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
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By the time I’m in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.
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I was a huge fan of ‘Mad’ magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I’d scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I’d wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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