I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
AL YANKOVICOn the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
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I tend to enunciate pretty well. It’s always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily – which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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I’d like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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You fake something until you’re good at it.
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They somehow didn’t see the need for an accordion player. That’s when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I’ve parodied over the years.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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In the ’80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV.
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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
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My personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
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