I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits – and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!
AL YANKOVICI don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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That’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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I can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career.
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
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I’m a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, “How am I going to screw this up?” [Laughs] If I’m really actively trying to think of a parody, then I’ll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.
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I don’t like to label myself. I know I’m very hard to pigeonhole.
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