Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.
AL SWEARENGENAnnouncing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.
AL SWEARENGENThe question is: until reinforced, can we learn the ways of church mice.
AL SWEARENGENI wouldn’t trust a man who wouldn’t try to steal a little.
AL SWEARENGENBloodletting on my premises that I ain’t approved I take as a f***ing affront. It puts me off my feed.
AL SWEARENGENAct averse to nasty language and partial to fruity tea.
AL SWEARENGENIsn’t there a simpler way of not pissing off the big vipers?
AL SWEARENGENLet’s leave it all alone. I’m stupidest when I try to be funny.
AL SWEARENGENDon’t I yearn for the days when a draw across the throat made f**king resolution.
AL SWEARENGENYeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But who wants all that blood spilled, judge, huh?
AL SWEARENGENYou can’t slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve.
AL SWEARENGENStand it like a man, and give some back.
AL SWEARENGENPain or damage don’t end the world.
AL SWEARENGENThe obvious merits utterance. Character is f**king pertinent.
AL SWEARENGENThe world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store.
AL SWEARENGENChange ain’t looking for friends. Change calls the tune we all dance to.
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