I wouldn’t trust a man who wouldn’t try to steal a little.
AL SWEARENGENI wouldn’t trust a man who wouldn’t try to steal a little.
AL SWEARENGENAnnouncing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.
AL SWEARENGENPain or damage don’t end the world.
AL SWEARENGENYou can’t slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve.
AL SWEARENGENLet’s leave it all alone. I’m stupidest when I try to be funny.
AL SWEARENGENThe question is: until reinforced, can we learn the ways of church mice.
AL SWEARENGENAct averse to nasty language and partial to fruity tea.
AL SWEARENGENIsn’t there a simpler way of not pissing off the big vipers?
AL SWEARENGENBloodletting on my premises that I ain’t approved I take as a f***ing affront. It puts me off my feed.
AL SWEARENGENYeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But who wants all that blood spilled, judge, huh?
AL SWEARENGENThe world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store.
AL SWEARENGENChange ain’t looking for friends. Change calls the tune we all dance to.
AL SWEARENGENStand it like a man, and give some back.
AL SWEARENGENThe obvious merits utterance. Character is f**king pertinent.
AL SWEARENGENDon’t I yearn for the days when a draw across the throat made f**king resolution.
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