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I’m not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban.

Al Murray

The American dream? We don’t have a dream in Britain because we’re bloody awake!
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Awake Bloody Country Dream World
Seriously, if you want to get inside the head of a stand-up comic, you could do a lot worse than reading Steve Martin’s Born Standing Up.
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Art Comic Creativity Head Inside Read Serious Stand Up Want Worse
Actually, when you’re doing something you love, even when you’re busy and it’s hectic you don’t feel the need to relax.
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Actual Busy Girlfriend Hectic Holiday Love Need Relax Something Upset
It helps that, if I don’t want to play, I don’t really have to! I’m not the best drummer in the world, but it’s something I love and enjoy, and that sounds like a good trade.
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Best Drum Enjoy Good Help Like Love Really Something Sound Trade World
Things inspiring me – good melody, a great bass line, a fabulous voice… by which I mean someone who sounds great, rather than does pyrotechnics… and people playing really musically.
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My mum had a cousin that had played when he was younger.
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Cousin Fantastic Honest Mum Play Younger
The harder you work, the luckier you get” is true in all things.
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All Get Harder Work Luckier Thing True
Our cheeky sidekick. We’re like a motorcycle and sidecar.
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Cheek Country Like Motorcycle Sidekick
I’m a natural born show off. I love performing, and at school we had a really good music scene and an even better drama scene.
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Born Drama Good Music Natural Perform School Seen Show Try
Thanks to the internet, I buy lots of music, but thanks to my easily distracted nature, I forget about half of it!
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Distract Easily Forget Half Internet Lot Music Nature Thank
I love drums and love how they look, so we offer re-wrapping to reboot your old kit, a hardware lacquering service – the black looks amazing, and bespoke snare drums.
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I read a lot. I spend of lot time thinking. It actually looks like I’m doing nothing, but… hanging out with clever and interesting people is a must if you’re writing comedy, like hanging out with a good bass player when you’re a drummer.
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I think it’s really easy to forget that – I’d sooner play something musical than flash, and as I can’t play anything flash.
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Anything Easy Flash Forget Musical Play Really Something Soon Think
I never used to take holidays and it would upset ex-wives and girlfriends, but working has me in a better mood than doing nothing.
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PimpCo is a little business I’ve got, which basically offers drummers the affordable opportunity to make their drums that little bit more bespoke.
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Afford Basically Bit Black Business Drummer Got Little More Opportunity
Louis Pasteur, the great scientist, said “chance favours the prepared mind”, which is a posh way of saying ‘do your homework’, but it’s an excellent piece of advice.
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