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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.

Al Franken

When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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