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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.

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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.

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