The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
AL FRANKENBut God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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