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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.

Al Franken

I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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Anything Away Been Block Build Country Many
We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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Business Country Invest Know Oligarchs
I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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Anything Appear Leader Less Mild Mind Think Tomorrow
It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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Carpet Inspirational Put Slipper Whole World
If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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Digital Face Facebook Fingerprint Life Likelihood Photo Unique Use
Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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Able Committ Couple Gay Get Love Married Straight Think Why
It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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Bill Century Football Great Play President Touch
You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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Change Definite Everything Fingerprint Leave Secret Touch
I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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Feet Foot Gate Guy Ourselves Right Shot Year
My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.

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