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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.

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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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