I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
AISHA TYLERI thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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