You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
AISHA TYLERI thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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I really do know football.
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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