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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.

Aisha Tyler

“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.

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